March 2012
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foie:
I wish sam was here so we can cry about how beautiful actual pain is together.
it’s soooo good
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oh my god
all this actual pain stuff is so good
last night me and my friend watched an entire 5 minute video of a woman making a snorlax cake decoration out of fondant
date rape a girl and claim irony
February 2012
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breaking news
I can comfortably fit a size medium
I fall asleep to Simpsons commentary
and wake up knowing that Conan constantly tried to get jokes about “big sandwiches” into episodes
Over the summer I was at my friend’s house really high while his sister was having an ABC party (anything but clothes) with all her upper middle class, white catholic school friends. And some kid wearing a garbage bag with clouds and lightning drawn on it walked into the room and pulled out a spray bottle filled with water and shouted “cloudy with a chance of precipitation” and...
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gelfling replied to your post: gelfling replied to your post: today I decided I…
hahahahhaahaha what if you did though
I’d be disappointed
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gelfling replied to your post: today I decided I am going to go to a pressed…
hahahaahahaaha panera
hahahahah
no no no no no no no no no noooooo
today I decided I am going to go to a pressed sandwich place for my birthday
get excited
yesterday I spent a good 2 minutes in the back of tacobell where we keep the sodas staring at a bottle of de-greaser and singing “Debaser” but replacing “Debaser” with de-greaser
omgu asked: aren't you like 17?
I’m getting 230 dollars back for my tax returns
I’ve never been delighted in my life until now
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It's STEVE ALBINI'S amazing food blog! →
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merkinparty replied to your post: some giant fat retard at work today literally said…
l would just sit around with you and point out all of the horrible things with people and then maybe rub your belly.
I just wanna hold you down against a bed
nothing sexual i just want know I’m more powerful then you
some giant fat retard at work today literally said “swag, a penny” in reference to a penny he found on the floor
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shitcore replied to your photo: the gym teachers in my school hid the mats from…
that fucking hat
*sigh*
what of it?
my school has a parkour club AND a b-boy club
so you know that we got a lot of cool stuff going on over there
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whoreofsatan replied to your post: whoreofsatan replied to your post: today I…
i have small tits sorry
you have small tits, I’m sorry
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whoreofsatan replied to your post: today I successfully referenced Seinfeld in nearly…
no seinfeld reference is a successful one
what the fuck is wrong with you?
today I successfully referenced Seinfeld in nearly every text conversation I had
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imoslet replied to your post: guys guys everyone who works at taco bell gets…
If those things are not delicious I’m going to blow up
*spoiler alert*
they’re not
guys
guys
everyone who works at taco bell gets a t-shirt when the Dorito tacos come out
it says “I (picture of a dorito) dorito loco tacos
I’m so excited
we also get 5 coupons to give to friends and family for dorito tacos
they’re really pushing for these fucking things
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drjrl replied to your photo: whenever I wear this shirt people tell me I’m…
i have a shirt just like that
last time I wore this shirt I made you get really drunk on skype
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arashstumblr replied to your photo: whenever I wear this shirt people tell me I’m…
go to work fucker
I got work at 5 you little arabian bitch
don’t talk to me like that, I’m cute
for lent I gave up scratching any itch on my body
I have school in 45 minutes but I have terrible, agonizing, gas
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buyonegetonehandjobs:
god i can’t wait for my parents to go on vacation then i can just have married dads line up at the door and take numbers
buyonegetonehandjobs:
remember when i would blog about all the closeted and married guys i would sleepw ith and how i would ruin their lives and black mail them
i’m still doing that
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look I’m trying to avoid live blogging the oscars
but I really have no clue who any of these dead fucks are
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slimed replied to your photo: Olgi said I could get it Olgi said I could get…
i say it too
queers love me